Golden Goat Caviar Joint

Golden Goat Caviar Joint
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In a world of dabs, tinctures, gummies, and topical patches, sometimes I forget that you can still just smoke weed to get high. Blazing a joint just feels so classic, so cool. Sometimes I light up a joint in my home office and put my feet up on my desk with a glass of whiskey because I like feeling high and I like feeling like Don Draper. Sure, I’m wearing pajama pants with a chubby cat in my lap, what’s important is that I feel like a 60’s ad executive with a corner office and a disagreeable view of women’s rights.Golden Goat Caviar Joint-1

And then comes the caviar joint. It’s like a regular joint, only with some evil plan to get you more stoned than you planned on being. This was no doubt the case the other night when I lit up this beautiful bombshell of a caviar joint with my roommates. And then comes the caviar joint. It’s like a regular joint, only with some evil plan to get you more stoned than you planned on being. This was no doubt the case the other night when I lit up this beautiful bombshell of a caviar joint with my roommates.

For those unfamiliar with what a caviar joint is, the joint is rolled in some form of high THC cannabis oil, and then rolled in keef to really seal in the flavor. The result of this process is a small THC grenade that was rolled with, in my fortunate case, Golden Goat, one of my very favorite strains. Since this joint is a bit of a monster, I had no plans on toking it down by myself. I had to include a couple of roommates and some cartoons so as not to be the first person in the world to die of a THC overdose. For those unfamiliar with what a caviar joint is, the joint is rolled in some form of high THC cannabis oil, and then rolled in keef to really seal in the flavor. The result of this process is a small THC grenade that was rolled with, in my fortunate case, Golden Goat, one of my very favorite strains. Since this joint is a bit of a monster, I had no plans on toking it down by myself. I had to include a couple of roommates and some cartoons so as not to be the first person in the world to die of a THC overdose.

According to the packaging, this caviar joint weighed 3.5 grams by itself. Considering the joint wasn’t all that large in stature, I was surprised by that measurement. The keef layer was dense, and ended up making the thing burn for what felt like a week, so I’m sure that’s where a lot of that weight was coming from. According to the packaging, this caviar joint weighed 3.5 grams by itself. Considering the joint wasn’t all that large in stature, I was surprised by that measurement. The keef layer was dense, and ended up making the thing burn for what felt like a week, so I’m sure that’s where a lot of that weight was coming from.

This extra potent Caviar Joint comes from Healing House, a recreational and medicinal marijuana dispensary in Denver, Colorado. If you’re looking for all organic, all natural, vegan, and non-gmo marijuana, then your best bet is Healing house. This Caviar Joint is solventless as well, so you can rest assured that there is no possibility residual chemicals from the extraction process.

We fired up the joint and started streaming our favorite pirated episodes of Rick and Morty, and I had a feeling that their whacky conceptual hijinks were going to be the perfect pairing for people that were about to become one with their furniture. We fired up the joint and started streaming our favorite pirated episodes of Rick and Morty, and I had a feeling that their whacky conceptual hijinks were going to be the perfect pairing for people that were about to become one with their furniture.

By the time the opening credits were playing the theme song, I had taken a couple puffs and was impressed with the smoothness of the flavor, even if it did make me cough a little more than I usually like. By the time the opening credits were playing the theme song, I had taken a couple puffs and was impressed with the smoothness of the flavor, even if it did make me cough a little more than I usually like.

I’ve heard people describe certain strains of marijuana as “expansive,” meaning it does something to your lungs that makes you cough. I’ve never understood stoners’ belief that hacking up a lung makes a strain appealing or that it somehow gets you higher. Maybe there’s some science I’m unaware of, but I don’t enjoy feeling like I’m about to pop a blood vessel in my eyeball just because this weed is “total fire.” I’ve heard people describe certain strains of marijuana as “expansive,” meaning it does something to your lungs that makes you cough. I’ve never understood stoners’ belief that hacking up a lung makes a strain appealing or that it somehow gets you higher. Maybe there’s some science I’m unaware of, but I don’t enjoy feeling like I’m about to pop a blood vessel in my eyeball just because this weed is “total fire.”

Considering how much THC was packed into this joint, I’m not surprised that It hit a bit harsh. I bet it would have been a lot worse if the joint wasn’t made with a solventless rosin. That’s right, this beast had no butane or PHO, and it showed in the excellent flavor.
Considering how much THC was packed into this joint, I’m not surprised that It hit a bit harsh. I bet it would have been a lot worse if the joint were made with a solventless rosin. That’s right, this beast had no butane or PHO, and it showed in the excellent flavor.

We were a good halfway through an episode and I noticed that the joint hadn’t burned down to the filter yet. There was still a good dozen puffs remaining in it by the time we reached the third act. This is probably because of two primary factors: good keef burns slow, and everyone was having a slightly difficult time getting full hits, as the draw seemed to be a bit clogged up. I can’t say whether or not this is because of the rosin/keef layer that coats the outside of the joint or if it could have used a gentler roll, but I noticed that I had to put a little more effort into each pull.Golden Goat Caviar Joint-2
We were a good halfway through an episode and I noticed that the joint hadn’t burned down to the filter yet. There was still a good dozen puffs remaining in it by the time we reached the third act. This is probably because of two primary factors: good keef burns slow, and everyone was having a slightly difficult time getting full hits, as the draw seemed to be a bit clogged up. I can’t say whether or not this is because of the rosin/keef layer that coats the outside of the joint or if it could have used a gentler roll, but I noticed that I had to put a little more effort into each pull.

As for the high, I think this is as close to dabbing as you can get without actually pulling out a blow torch. This Golden Goat goes right to the dome in a fantastic euphoric rush. Despite everyone in the room having watched all of Rick and Morty more than once, the room was doubled over when Morty started to lose his mind on the purge planet. We were giggly, but not necessarily chatty. That was something else I noticed about this joint, it was a bit stupefying. Don’t roll up a caviar joint like this unless you have dinner already ordered, because your indecision is really going to annoy the person on the other end of the phone. Trust me, the poor woman at Sexy Pizza that took my order wasn’t amused by my little case of the giggles, and in hindsight I don’t blame her. As for the high, I think this is as close to dabbing as you can get without actually pulling out a blow torch. This Golden Goat goes right to the dome in a fantastic euphoric rush. Despite everyone in the room having watched all of Rick and Morty more than once, the room was doubled over when Morty started to lose his mind on the purge planet. We were giggly, but not necessarily chatty. That was something else I noticed about this joint, it was a bit stupefying. Don’t roll up a caviar joint like this unless you have dinner already ordered, because your indecision is really going to annoy the person on the other end of the phone. Trust me, the poor woman at Sexy Pizza that took my order wasn’t amused by my little case of the giggles, and in hindsight I don’t blame her.

Often my least favorite characteristic of indica strains, I did feel a bit slowed down by the high. This was fine considering it was a Thursday night and I didn’t have anything to do but write this review, but I definitely felt cloudy in the brain for the few hours after our smoke session. The body high that seemed to come on a bit slower, would also be a great experience for those that turn to weed in order to relax. Golden Goat being a hybrid, I didn’t feel completely shut down and deenergized by the joint, even if I was totally chilled out. Often my least favorite characteristic of indica strains, I did feel a bit slowed down by the high. This was fine considering it was a Thursday night and I didn’t have anything to do but write this review, but I definitely felt cloudy in the brain for the few hours after our smoke session. The body high that seemed to come on a bit slower, would also be a great experience for those that turn to weed in order to relax. Golden Goat being a hybrid, I didn’t feel completely shut down and deenergized by the joint, even if I was totally chilled out.

I also noticed that the creeping ache in my back that I noticed after some yoga this week was fading away. There wasn’t all that much for CBD in this joint, but the relief was definitely a noticeable trait of this particular high. With just under 220mg of THC per gram, this was no doubt a heavy stone that put me in the couch. I also noticed that the creeping ache in my back that I noticed after some yoga this week was fading away. There wasn’t all that much for CBD in this joint, but the relief was definitely a noticeable trait of this particular high. With just under 220mg of THC per gram, this was no doubt a heavy stone that put me in the couch.

Put simply, this Golden Goat solventless caviar joint is not for the faint of heart. And since I can’t recommend that you smoke this over more than one session because relighting it would ruin the tasty drags of the Golden Goat strain, smoking this joint should be a team activity. Outside of the tough pulls, I have very little negative to say about my experience burning this joint. The solventless rosin gives it a little more smoothness than you’d expect, and the high is powerful, to say the least. Try it out with your friends that know how to handle a good stone.adam-wheeler

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Golden Goat Caviar Joint
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