It comes by many names. The joint, the doobie, the spliff, the pinner, or the pre-roll but no matter what you call these little-wrapped treasures of cannabis goodness they have always been a staple marijuana of marijuana culture, so it only seems right they are the same in the industry. Not every joint from every dispensary is created equally. In fact, you can get some downright awful joints depending on where you go. Joints, from some locations, are the very last opportunity for Coloradans to get their hands on mid-grade weed (not that I know why you want mid-grade weed when we have such an amazing chronic options available). As legalization hit, all the schwag and mid-grade cannabis was relegated to the history books in Colorado and the burgeoning tourist industry made dispensaries rethink their use of lower quality cannabis in certain products. the fact of the matter is, people who are visiting Colorado for cannabis may not be used to the high-quality strains that we’ve become accustomed to over the last half decade; that means products like mid-grades still have a potential for tourism products. Lower quality cannabis can be ground in bulk jammed into a bunch of cones and sold to tourists for $10 a pop and no one gives it a second thought. There are some dispensaries out there that know that chronic consuming Coloradans care just as much about the quality of their cannabis inside their pre-rolls as they do inside their bowls. Healing House, a recreational and medicinal marijuana dispensary located in Denver, Colorado, is out to change your perception of what a good joint is. Not only are their joints filled with some of the best chronic in Colorado, every ounce of bud from Healing House is 100% GMO-free and organic meaning you can kiss goodbye to all of the chemicals you may be potentially ingesting when you smoke cannabis from other locations. If you know a thing or two about cannabis, then you probably know that the quality of the marijuana is determined by multiple key factors including genetics, growing methods, fertilizers, pest control, flushing, curing, and a slew of other variables. All these potentials collide to determine whether or not the end harvest is high enough caliber to hit the shelves of Healing House. Regardless of the “hows” the one thing that matters to us as the consumer is the quality of the end product and with a Healing House joint, you can expect top quality.
If you want to know what makes a Healing House joint so superior you’ve got to start where they start, which is with quality genetics on non-GMO cannabis. Top that off with a traditional soil growing medium and you have the basis for some of the best organic grown cannabis in Colorado. The next step is using proper fertilizers and management during the vegetation stage in order to grow robust plants that will have a heavy yield during flowering. For the grows at Healing House all fertilizers used on the plants are entirely organic and have been approved by the marijuana enforcement division for use on recreational and medicinal marijuana grows. Through the vegetation stage Healing House painstakingly tends to every single plant on an individual basis to meet its individual needs. As soon as the plants have graduated to the flowering stage of their life, an entire slew of new growing and cultivation problems arises. Again using 100% organic, vegan, and all natural components Healing House combats potentially devastating issues to plants like mold and pests. Is the final step Healing House properly flushes and cures all of their cannabis. While this might sound like a “duh” kind of statement, I can’t begin to tell you how many times I have encountered cannabis that has not been cured properly just for the sake of pushing and selling it faster. This is the basis for what makes a Healing House joint so phenomenal. There’s another little dirty secret of the industry as well that will determine the quality of your joint.
You think those are nuggets in your joint? If you’re coming to Colorado and thinking for a minute that the majority of dispensaries in the state use any of their top quality cannabis for their joints then you’re going to be sorely disappointed. Most dispensaries in the state not only skip using their finest cannabis but can oftentimes be caught serving up absolute dregs in their pre-rolls. Things like trim and sweet leaf frequently grace the interior of many dispensaries joints. If you’ve ever purchased any cheap retail joints from a bulk cannabis joint, you know what I speak of. Bland, harsh and biting remnants of weed that should have been relegated to the realm of extraction often make the bulk of these joints. The stale old flavor of ancient herbs sitting on the shelf for too long provides the flavor profile. That’s not the case at Healing House. Every Healing House joint is produced directly from Cannabis nuggets that were on the shelf and ready to sell. Whenever a jar gets low the remaining nuggets and all of the crystally keefy goodness at the bottom is gathered up, ground, and handcrafted into some of the finest joints in the world! Only after this exceedingly complex process from clone to cone is your Healing House joint is ready to be enjoyed on a cool winter evening in front of the fireplace while you attempt to bolster your hopes for 2018 (or whatever non-existential things you can do while smoking a joint by the fire).
Believe it or not, there’s other ways that Healing House makes the humble joint even greater. How about picking up one of these superior Healing House joints for only $2? If you make your way in on a Tuesday then you can pick up a $2 Joint with any purchase. That’s just about the best bargain that anyone could ask for. Oh you want a better bargain? If you heading to Healing House any day of the week and make a purchase that qualifies to spin their spinning wheel, you could pick up your joints are only a penny. On the other hand, if you’re someone like me who usually has pretty crummy luck on spinning wheels and isn’t always available on a Tuesday, Healing House has a permanent special on their joints that you can take advantage of any day of the week. Head in any time and you can pick up a four pack of amazing top-shelf joints for only $20 pre-tax. Get it, four for twenty? Sadly, if you don’t get it, I’m not going to take the time to explain it to you (just know it’s funny). If you do, however, get it and have been looking for the best joint in town then you found them at Healing House. It’s time to stop compromising quality for quantity, it’s time for you to get the joint you deserve, an all-natural, trim-free,100% organic, non-GMO, and entirely vegan Healing House joint.